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Sean

December 17, 2008

Facebook

Sometimes I think of my life in terms of Facebook status updates:

Sean thinks signs are funny around here: "Monkeys like your food. Keep windows closed." "We sell CHEESE, not squares of orange, 'soaplike' gunk." "Hawkers WELCOME." "Discounts given only to those 90 years and older accompanied by their parents."

Sean was wondering what could be worse than a sunburn over half of his body. Now he's wondering what could be worse than a sunburn over half his body with mosquito bites.

Sean was woken up by monkeys jumping on the roof. No, seriously this time.

Sean is wondering if it's the high concentration of KFC in their diet that's making the baboons along the highway crazy.

Sean's new camera was pooped on by a sea gull. But he got an awesome picture.

Sean is never going home. He knows he says that every time he goes on vacation, but this time he means it. Now he's stamping his feet and pouting. Oh, boy.

Sean is wondering if he'll break his sister's little heart if he doesn't go home for Christmas.

Sean loves YouTube. It's like music on-demand.

Sean found a B&B in South Africa that caters to vegans.

Sean figured out how to send postcards. Send your address if you want one.

Sean almost accidentally booked a trip to Shanghai. It's probably good he didn't open the bottle of wine tonight.

Posted by Sean at December 17, 2008 10:02 AM

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